The Delicate Millionaire

DATES OF NOWADAYS!  Ehhhhh God! This smell of oven fresh crispy fries and chicken just hit my nostrils out of nowhere, please who is concocting this sorcery? This is the kind of thing that happens when; you’re hungry and your mind is calculating what you’re going to have for dinner with very little or no options. Truth is, I toyed with the idea for a while but…I killed the idea right there and then... yeah! too tired for fancy food this night. Baby girl is mentally drained from the day’s work abeg! Quite frankly in recent times, I’m learning to satisfy all my food-related cravings. I mean, I can’t picture life with boring food. Nah! You feel like eating asun and Chinese, just order it YOLO! You feel like eating hot amala with ewedu in this cold weather? By all means, get it. So let me ask real quick, if you as a babe can afford your own meals, buy whatever food you want, at any time, why do you need to date a guy because of free food? Otherwise that’s not t...

GOODBYE TWO-GOODY SHOES I was raised to be chaste Not to give myself away in a haste  But alas, I did... When I was still but a kid. I've always played hard to get  Never to easily become a man's pet But my adventurous mind gave me away And so I tossed my pink skirt in the hay  In a split second, my innocence was gone Like a bullet from a hunter's gun The girl had become a woman Those shoes will never fit again!

ODE TO MY IBADAN PRINCE  I once fell in love with an Ibadan Prince, Whether illusive or real I cannot tell, but I'm certain, my Ibadan Prince, though of royalty,  Is a very level headed man, Kind-hearted, intelligent, adventurous but not as wild as his Eko counterpart. He is often described as 'laid back' and unruffled, something he picked from his ville.  With a lanky frame, cute face, a great sense of HUMOUR and knowing eyes that has experienced LIFE!  His ego is very subtle but easily misinterpreted as arrogance.  Oh! He brags! That can be annoying but I love him like that! The sight of his dimple tickles my scalp! I love His certainty about LIFE, pursuit of PURPOSE and how he balances it all! Oh my Ibadan Prince! Thank you for coming to my rescue, For letting me know LOVE like this still exists. Love in it's rare form, undiluted and freely expresssed. My love for you flows like an ocean with only one concourse, and that's towards you...