WEIRD NEGOTIATIONS
Hola! Mi amor! When you meet me for the first time, or you hear me speak, you’ll probably tell me the same thing everyone says, ‘You’re intelligent’ I guess that’s what made my SSA boss hire me way back in 2012. It’s become cliché because it a regular- first-impression-rub-off. You see, it's how I come across, it not ‘act’ to impress (although it’s only fair that I put in an extra effort if I want to get something from you). There’s also a possibility of connecting with my ‘inner chimp’ before you meet the real me. Necessary façade. It started out as just liking me and liking you, a couple of banters and after some unnecessary ghosting because we discovered a connection and decided to make it work. Oyinbo aside, make I just yarn una gist; I met bobo in a corporate setting, thinking about it again, it was random yeah but his alpha-male streak caught my attention laced with the nerdy look but the part wey dey burst my head ehn…na the Bad boy signature beards. Gaddemit! (I’m a...